#mallow sandwich

[masoncarr2244]

[thebananwithaplan]

DB, have you tried spinoffs of Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches? You know, like the PB & Mallow types and such?

"I've had my fair share of 'spinoff' peanut butter and/or jelly sandwiches. Whether it's different ingredients or just a different form of preparation, I've had most of them. But none of them really beat the ol' classic, y'know?"

[overstuffd]

So, feedee werewolf won, obviously, because you're all a bunch of bottoms (loving).

So here are some more thoughts.

When I find you in the woods you're cold, scared - and hungry.

I bring you back to my cottage, offer you some clothes to replace your soaked rags. They're a few sizes too big but you're grateful.

Slowly, you piece together last night. The transformation - the gorging yourself on chickens from the farmer a few miles over.

I smile and offer you a firm, gentle hand. Don't worry - I'm here to help. You're so relieved you don't notice how deep my nails dig into the flesh of your arm.

First, I want you comfortable. I draw you a warm bath to shake off the night before. The fire is crackling, and the incense I light leaves you feeling dozy and calm.

After your bath there are more soft, large clothes - you wonder who they are for - and a proper meal, you look like you need one, poor thing!

You don't realise how late it's gotten, but I've prepared a King's supper. A roast ham and a whole cold chicken, a loaf of bread still warm from the oven, a huge tray of butter roasted potatoes, pumpkin and carrots, glazed in honey. There are soft fried eggs in a dish, and jars of cramy sauces and pickles. You set about making yourself a huge sandwhich, and you're almost done before you realise you didn't wait to be invited to eat.

You blush as you look up at at me, but I wave your concerns away. I set the table for you, enjoy it.

As you eat, I explain your condition, and the words are so distracting you barely notice how many brick sized sandwiches you're gulping down.

You're a werewolf, poor little lamb, I explain. The fellow with the dark eyes you let take you home from the bar a few weeks ago - those bite marks aren't the only thing he left with you.

Your curse is to transform every full moon into a creature controlled purely by desire and animal need - yourself in an unihinited, bestial form, with power to do as you will. I know, it must be scary sweet thing - here, try one of these custard buns.

The good news is, as you've probably guessed, I'm more than just familar with the arcane and supernatural. I'm quite a skilled practitioner of magics, and with your cooperation I can make the next full moon much less dangerous for everyone.

You're so grateful to hear - the memories of the night before that are flashning through your mind scare you, as much as they stir something else, deep at the root of your stomach.

I tell you to eat up and get some sleep, I'll begin your training - your instruction, that is - tomorrow.

-

You wake and breakfast is ready - cooked meats, more eggs and poetatoes, and pastries, fruit - you don't take it all in before you start eating, you're ravenous.

Your hair is longer, you notice as I idly play with it, and is spreading down you neck and across your shoulders. You shovel more eggs, another chocolate stuffed puff-pastry treat, not thinking it at all strange as I work out one of the stress knots in your shoulder.

After breakfast - the third plate of which you eat at my insistence - I start teaching you about herblore.

Your wolf form - I explain - is an extension of your self. Don't think of yourself and them as separate creatures, they are your needs and desires made flesh. The better state you are going into the full moon, the more docile your wolf form.

As I talk, you are distracted by my fingers rolling thumb-fat herbal cigarettes into tight cones. My voice watches ovr you as the repetitive movement makes you feel dozy.

Lavender, or course, and chamomile, for calm and stillness. Mallow root for dreaminess. Oatflower for - making you open to influence. My, postitive influence. Heather for appetite - you're going to need your strength. Mugwort to enhance sensation, to keep you in touch with your body. A few others from my garden - I'm passioante about creating potent cross strains.

I place one of the joints in your mouth and light the tip, flicking away the ash as your hungry mouth starts the cone before your conscious mind has time to realise what's happening. I pull the joint away and take a hit myself, you taking a moment to greedily gasp air, before I press my lips against yours and shotgun the herbal mixture directly into your neuro-cortex.

Your head swims, and your brain short circuits as I place a hand on your thigh. You stuggle to regain your composure, as a bell in the kitchen goes off.

Oh - lunch is ready!

As I sidle off to the kitchen, you realise how warm you feel between your thighs from the contact.

-

Lunch is a shepherds pie, and I make no move to serve a portion, just place the whole dish in front of you with a huge spoon breaking the crisp crust and fragrant steam spilling into the air.

You don't hesitate, you pick up the spoon and start digging in. The food smells delicious, and you're already ravenous despite the huge breakfast. You swallow mouthful after mouthful of rich, savoury food as I explain more to you, slowly and clearly like you've realise you need.

Fullness is important. I explain, gently. I'm across the table but my foot is playing with the inside fo your thigh. The hungrier you are, the more dangerous your wolf is. It's so important that you stay full. I'm going to do my best, okay, but you need to tell me as soon as there's any room in your belly, sweet thing.

You nod happily, barely looking up from you pie.

Good dog, I say, as I ruffle you hair.

-

Dinner comes, pinning you to you chair in the kitchen, and as you eat I explain how important it is that you indulge all your needs now, while you're still a soft, safe human.

You are barely listening, enjoying dragging more of the soft, fresh and heavily buttered bread through more of the delicious, spiced stew. It's one again full of my specially chosen herbs, but you don't need to know that. You've found yourself needing to know less and less all day.

You look a little pent up dear, I say, softly, walking round to your end of the table. No - you keep eating. I know just what to do.

I slide under the table and gently pull down the trousers I leant you. They're loose - for now - and come down easily so I can take you in mouth. I gently suck as you swallow more food.

I don't know if you realise how much you're moaning, but I suspect it has as much to do with the meal as it does with my fingers teasing your hole.

You finish your dinner before you finish in my mouth, already such a good pet. Tomorrow we'll have much more to do to make you safe, but for now I'll walk your heavy, drowsy form to the bed and rub your bloated belly till you sleep.

[randomitemdrop]

trick or treat?

Item: Mallow Sandwich

[lagowings]

tysm to everyone who got a sketch tonight or just came to hang out!! here's the silly lil results :) White Woman Normal for mallow and REALLY big sandwich for @azurennne!!

[insomni-frog]

Decide to list all the cookie run ocs I have, putting it under the cut because its a bit lengthy.

Gâteau Werehound

Inky Cap Cookie

Ebiten/shrimp Tempura Cookie

Raspberry Crown Cookie

Fruit leather Cookie

Taffy Cookie

Domiati Sphinx Cookie

Neapolitan Sandwich Cookie

Gummy Snake Cookie

Strawberry Jam Cookie

Fairy Floss Cookie

Futakuchi/Takoyaki Cookie

Kappa Cookie

Kaiju Cookie

Enenra Cookie

Nekomata cookie

BBQ Cookie

Eucalyptus Cookie

Butterfly tea Cookie

Lorikeet Cookie

Inkberry Cookie

Rainbow Mallow Cookie

Venus Flytrap Cookie

Melatonin Manta Cookie

Angelonia Dragon Cookie

Choco Rock Cookie

St. Brandy Cookie

Carob Cookie

Devil's cake Cookie

Bitter Jelly Cookie

Cream sheep Cookie

Poisonberry Dragon Cookie

Butterscotch Cookie

Honeysuckle Cookie

Vanilla Pudding Cookie

Berry Cream Cookie

Chippy Cookie

Sunny-side Cookie

Sugar Seal Cookie

Sea Angel Cookie

Sea Cucumber Cookie

Sea Louse Cookie

White Rice Cookie

And all twelve zodiac cookies.

This might not even be all of them, feels like I might be missing a few. I haven't even drawn most of them, but my brain won't stop making designs

[a-twistedheartslonging]

Had a dumb funny scene that i want to put in something (more so a vague character interaction for my own OCs but also just something​that i think would be endlessly funny)

Friend A and Friend B actually i work better with two names so

Aves and Beye (a and b)

Aves, nonchalant, mouth full of banana honey sandwich: y'know, if i woke up with a uterus i don't think I'd change anything about me. But also i am not sure if others would change about me? Y'know? Perception and such? Would you change about me like that???

*he's got like a mouth full of food and is staring at the rafters, he likes to watch the dust motes catch the light*

Beye nods emphatically, brows furrowed, he's intense and his expressions loud: Nah nah nah man i get ya! That's real about erceptions an all that! I get ya no no yeah. Bestie it don't matter it don't matter. It's all good man! Ya always my bestie

Aves, head lolling to the side in a nod: thanks mahn it really means –

Beye continuing, clasps his shoulder pointing at Aves for emphasis: Yea dude 😤 yo dick could turn into a uterus righ NOW and we'd be chilling! Don't care!

Aves, barks out in startled laughter

Beye, focused on cementing his steadfast camaraderie, continues his voice getting louder in his enthusiasm, : YEAH DUDE, and if you get them minstrel cramps Imma make sure we get all the chocolate! Shits good for that, shove as MUCH as you need up there! I got you man! Aves throws a hand up to rein in Beyes. He is beside himself with laughter,

Aves, cackling red faced with the force of mirth and confusion: Wait wait wait🫸🏼 what??? What? Why do you think-- the chocolate goes where????

Beyes, confused,: the chocolates for pain right??? How else do you apply the chocolate for minstrel pain???

Aves feels like he's dying from the hilarity, laughter squeezing the air from his lungs,

Aves, gasping: no no, that- that's not how that works. Bro, chocolate is for comfort like hot food on a cold day dude. Plus coco has got those pain relief chemicals. Chocolate is general use dude. You just eat it

Beyes looks shocked for a moment, and then looks embarrassed though he finds humor in it

Beyes, head held in hands: damn... I feel so dumb

Aves, waving away Beyes embarrassment, : No no it's fine, it's fine. At least you know now. Arguably not the worst misunderstanding tbh but yeah yeah that's...

Beyes, throwing his hands to the sky as if he is lamenting in grief, his tone woeful and regretful: they don't teach me shit man, gotta learn this shit on my own, weird shit everywhere too. I really thought that, i thought folks were just plopping Hershey's in there or something,

Beyes turns to aves, his hand outstretched like he's asking for forgiveness, it seems over the top but beyes truly feels his emotions deeply: i mean i know sugar works for wound care and there's plants that help stuff! Like aloe! Aloe is just a cactus with slime that helps burns! I was like well chocolates are made of sugar and plants so maybe that's helping??? Damn... Learning never stops man

Aves nods: yeah yeah nah, i get ya. I think, ancient Egypt had medicinal marshmallows, from the mallow plant???

Beyes, nodding frantically: YES, there's also honey with herbs in it, like ancient ricola cough drops.

Aves: I'd like some honey with herbs in, make a mean tea i bet...

Anyways yeah i just

The idea of this silly interaction,

Also yes beyes says menstrual like minstrel, tried to capture how i imagine the two in my head were interacting and talking

Pretty silly.

[quibbs126]

I am curious about the three new dragon ships in your inbox (and your current fankid list as a whole! Would you share them with the us?

I mean, I can tell you the three I mentioned, but as for the whole list

That’s uh

That’s kind of a long list

I mean I’ll do it though. Under the cut at least

But to answer your first question, the three dragon ships were

Lotus Dragon/Rambutan

Sea Fairy/Longan Dragon

Lychee Dragon/Stardust

As for the rest of my “requested but haven’t finished yet”, we have

Red Velvet/Crunchy Chip (Blackout)

Twizzly Gummy/Currant Cream (Gooseberry but looking to change)

Mint Choco/Rockstar (Mint Toothpaste, may be tweaked)

Pomegranate/Affogato (Pomegranate Sundae)

Dark Cacao/Affogato (Dark Cream)

Cherry Blossom/Herb (Myrtle)

Latte/Eclair (Beignet, but I think I was going to change it?)

Cherry Blossom/Black Raisin (Grape Vine)

Clotted Cream/Black Raisin (Scotch Bun)

Macaron/Cinnamon (Snickerdoodle)

Licorice/Capsaicin (Star Anise)

Popcorn/Banana (Banana Chip)

Kumiho/Crunchy Chip (Mallow Fudge)

Hollyberry/Pitaya Dragon (Red Pitaya)

Scorpion/Prune Juice (Juniper Berry, but looking to change)

Pizza/String Gummy (String Cheese)

Note on that last one, it’s a double, and I completed the first one months ago, that being Croissant/Roguefort (Beaufort), but I’m unable to show him bc it’s a double

Tea Knight/Vampire, though I’m strongly considering striking that one. I considered it because I assumed that the anon assumed Vampire was immortal and actually closer to Tea Knight’s age, but I now feel like that’s not much of an excuse

Peach/Banana (Pink Banana)

Milk/Purple Yam (Ube Ice Cream)

Red Velvet/Dark Choco (Cocoa Powder, also Strawberry Choco, we’ll see who I make first)

Clover/Carol (Pine Needle, maybe change to Fir?)

Captain Ice/Almond (Tortoni)

Pomegranate/Hydrangea (Spider Lily)

Kumiho/Snake Fruit (Ambrosia)

Abyss Monarch/Dino-Sour (Gummy Shark)

Wind Archer/Fire Spirit (Smoke Watcher)

Abyss Monarch/Black Pearl (Deep Turquoise)

Baguette/Coffee Candy (Coffee Bun)

Golden Cheese/Ananas Dragon (Golden Kiwi)

Truffle/Almond (Black Walnut, might change)

Longan Dragon/Pure Vanilla (Langsat)

Moonlight/Dark Cacao (Midnight Choco)

Red Velvet/Licorice (Black Velvet)

Almond/Latte (Almond Milk)

Blackberry/Adventurer (Blackberry Scone)

Red Velvet/Earl Grey (Teacake)

Herb/Currant Cream (Blackcurrant)

Shining Glitter/Herb (Bouquet)

Herb/Black Lemonade (Mint Lemonade)

Licorice/Royal Margarine (Butterscotch)

Dark Choco/Fire Flower (Choco Cosmos)

Electric Eel/Box Jellyfish (Blue Bottle, but it has to be changed now)

Ninja/Sakura (Mochi)

Burnt Cheese/Black Raisin (Raisin Bun)

Black Pearl/Frost Queen (Sugar Pearl)

Mocha Ray/Starfruit (Espresso Romano)

Raspberry/Chili Pepper (Raspberry Chipotle)

Financier/Pistachio (Florentine)

Milk/Black Raisin (Sweet Milk)

Blue Lily/Bellflower (Canterbury Bell)

Aquamarine/Herb (Sea Kelp)

Dark Enchantress/Timekeeper (Day Lily)

Espresso/Latte (Dalgona)

Starfruit/Stardust (Starflower)

Prune Juice/Capsaicin/Kouign Amann (Bloody Mary)

Black Pearl/Oyster (Pearl Oyster)

Raspberry Mousse/Rose (Raspberry Rose)

Longan Dragon/Dark Enchantress

Wildberry/Chili Pepper (Spiceberry)

Moonlight/Matcha (Moon Drop, but I’m not sure on it)

Matcha/Sea Fairy (Green Tea)

Kumiho/Werewolf

Raspberry/Caramel Arrow

Coffee Candy/Cherry Ball (Cherry Candy)

Golden Cheese/Pure Vanilla/Corpse Flower (Baklava Cheesecake)

Licorice/Black Raisin (Grape Licorice)

Roguefort/Pastel Meringue (Mascarpone)

Stardust/Cream Unicorn (Unicorn Ice Cream)

White Lily/Pomegranate (Amaranth)

Dark Cacao/Frost Queen (Hoarfrost)

Affogato/Cream Unicorn (Coffee Pavlova)

Fig/Cotton Candy (Candy Fig)

Custard III parent (Custard Sauce)

Cream Puff/Walnut (Pecan Pie)

Timekeeper/Longan

Dark Choco/Clotted Cream (Ganache)

Affogato/Sweet Cream (Bitter Cream)

Dark Cacao parent (still working on the new names)

Sandwich/Hero (White Tomato)

Shadow Milk/Moonlight

Shadow Milk/Cinnamon

Choco Ball/Cream Ball

Goblin/Pimento Cheese

Energy Drink/Jelly Sludge

Electric Eel/Lamprey (Moray Eel)

Royal Margarine/Grey Heron

String Gummy/Brunsgiver

Captain Caviar/Rocky Wolf

Shadow Milk/Lychee Dragon (Lychee Boba)

Cream Unicorn/Choco Ball (Cosmic Brownie)

Energy Drink/Ninja (Rice Milk)

Peeled Carrot/Host

Pastel Meringue/Popping Candy (Meringue Pop)

DJ/Pink Choco (Choco Blast)

Werewolf/Crowberry

Kumiho & Vagabond parent

Cappuccino/Truffle (Reishi)

Cocoa/Black Pearl (Cocoa Bomb)

Matcha/Baneberry (Teaberry)

Affogato/Licorice

Rye/Black Raisin (Raisin Swirl)

Cinnamon/Blackberry Tart (Cinnamon Tart)

Raspberry/Bumbleberry (Razzleberry)

Shining Glitter/Stardust (Shining Star)

Kumiho/Cherry Blossom (Mallow)

Tiger Lily/Pomegranate (Açaí Berry)

Rye/Hero (Graham Cracker)

Dark Choco/Sour Butter (Butter Fudge)

Dark Choco/Pastry (Violet Creams)

Crimson Coral/Stardust (Star Sapphire)

Eclair/Adventurer (Shortbread)

Licorice/Caramel Arrow (Swirl Taffy)

Mala Sauce/Bellflower (Horseradish)

The three listed above

Dark Choco alone

Espresso/Eclair (Coffee Cream)

Mala Sauce/Timekeeper

Frilled Jellyfish/Mystic Flour

Twizzly Gummy/Mozzarella

And I think that’s all of them. Unless I missed one that came in my inbox today

[droumack]

Sometimes before sleep thoughts are great cause I want to see more collapsing Jo even though I know it’s gonna hurt my heart.

Jo takes a bad hit in the corner, no penalty is called, but everyone knows it’s a bad illegal, borderline hit. He gets up and tries to skate back to the bench, but the adrenaline runs out and he just plops back down onto the ice. A cut on his face with some blood dripping down along with some blood on the ice. maybe his visor or a stick hit him during the hit.

you could mirror it to when Nate sandwiched his stick between him and taylor hall and proceeded to break his nose and get a concussion, but just seeing Jo limp on the ice on the avs logo.

Jo’s laying on the ice when they finally blow the whistle and he’s out, maybe the second fall to the ice makes it worse. Nate can only watch in silence with everyone else as they get the stretcher out for Jo. They also have to take him to the hospital cause he collapsed after taking the hit. Que Nate but also the rest of the team being like how is there no fucking penalty for the hit, you like took out one of our best players for the rest of the game as well as for some time.

Also see Nate just turn into a fucking demon for the rest of the game and win it for Jo the team and yeet himself to the hospital to see Jo.

You… you could also give Jo temporary amnesia. Jonathan wakes up in the hospital thinking it’s the summer of 2021 where he took the leave of absence. He’s confused at the doctors and lack of Covid restrictions and his general situation. Last thing he remembered was going to bed in his home in Montreal with mallow. Maybe Nate and some of the other Colorado guys come into his room, but that sends Jo into a panic attack cause he doesn’t understand why Nate or even some of his teammates are in his room asking how he is, when they should be in Edmonton, even more confused when he sees lehky standing with them too when he should be in Montreal.

In this period of amnesia, concussion state of Jo, I see him misleading himself into thinking him and Nate got together within the ~3 years of memories he’s missing. Maybe asks Gabe if they’re dating, cause Nate’s at practice and doesn’t want Jo to be alone. Sorry gabe, but he has to awkwardly tell him, no you two act like you’ve been married for your entire life

Anyways QUE the two boys getting together after multiple talks, a fight before they actually get together cause Jo couldn’t articulate what he really wanted to say to Nate and that he does want to be with him, that he is in love with him.

before sleeps can either be downright diabolical or like. very fun.

sounds like you had...a mix? because this is so mean but it's also so good

i could not agree more, natejo is long overdue for an amnesia fic/nate getting ferally protective on the ice

[bra1nwashed]

more ghouls with halloween candy

swiss is suuuuch a sucker person. he loves blow pops but he'll take dum dums or others too! he also really likes those caramel apple suckers. another thing he really likes is gummies?? not really any reason but he does. he also likes gum. it's an oral fixation thing yk? :b he also will eat most things that are sour. he will swallow a ring pop whole. and lemon heads too.

phantom also loves gummies. he likes the texture and most things fruity. he hates anything banana flavored tho bc it tastes gross to him and also most cherry flavored things bc it reminds him of cough syrup. he also loves caramel but he has an issue with it sticking to his mouth and teeth so it always looks like a dog trying to eat peanut butter. ;-; he's also totally the type to love getting those little bags of cheeseballs in their halloween candy. would also swallow a ring pop or lemon head whole, much like swiss.

rain is such a chocolate guy imo. he'll eat some fruity things every once and a while but 3 musketeers, snickers, hershey's, etc- much more his thing. he has this weird opinion on dark chocolate tho where depending on his mood, he'll either love it or hate it. doesn't like white chocolate tho.

dew absolutely loves sour candy and i am a strong supporter of this hc (which i've heard from so many people). he loves sour patch kids, sweetarts, warheads, crybaby candy, literally just anything sour. he also really likes gum and will steal it from the others of they won't trade him. once again, would swallow a whole ring pop or lemon head.

mountain is mallow person. not just personality wise, but he genuinely just likes marshmallows. really almost any candy with marshmallow, he'll like.he also like the same kind of candy rain does so they commonly share amongst themselves. he's not a fan of sour candy tho. he just doesn't like the flavor and also it hurts his tongue. :( he also isn't the greatest fan of peanut butter bc of the flavor, smell, and often texture. he'll eat it sometimes but he really only likes it in sandwiches or reese's, not any other candy. he doesn't like butterfingers bc of the crumby, crunchy texture.

rory loves anything strawberry flavored, especially starburst. she loves any and all types of starburst candy but strawberry is her favorite. still refuses to try a twizzler. loves hershey's and likes dark and white chocolate but she prefers milk over all. she also doesn't like butterfingers bc of the texture. not really a sour candy fan but she does like fruity stuff.

lus isn't super picky. she doesn't have a preference between chocolate and fruity flavors. she loves hershey's, snickers, crunch, 3 musketeers, really anything chocolate. her favorite starburst flavor is also strawberry but she also likes the lemon ones. a sweetarts enjoyer.

cirrus loves peanut butter stuff. reese's and butterfingers are her jackpot. she also really like twix and hershey's. she's not much of a sour fan but she'll eat some of it. she does not like smarties, they remind her of chalk. i also feel like she'd be the type to bite her suckers to fuck with people and see them cringe.

[sapient-marshmallow-princess]

OK, COTTON THE REVOLUTIONARY HERE BECAUSE FUCKIN HELL- TO ALL MY NOW CLEARLY DIP-SHIT FUCKIN BREATHEN WHO I NOW FEEL MUCH SHAME BEING REMOTELY TIED TO FOR HAVEN'T A FUCKIN NON FULLY FORMED UTERUS UP ABOVE MY FUCK BLADDER AND INFRONT OF MY PROSTATE I FUCKIN FEEL SHAME... SCRAPS HERE FOR 2+ YEARS WAS A FUCKIN INTERSEX ALLY WHO TRIED TO MAKE A FUN FUCKIN JOKE YOU BIGOT BITCHES- TWO ALL THOSE FUCKERS WHO WANNA SHIT ON THIS TRANS-GAL I WOULD PROMPTLY TELL YOU ALL TO EAT A SHIT SANDWICH AND STOP BITCHING AT SCRAPS- AND I WILL BE GETTING YOUR @S TO CONTINUE TO BITCH AT YOU FUCKS! COME AT ME YA BITCHES!!! COME AT MY YA FUCKIN BIGOTRY FUCKERS! To all those who ain't on the term of Sexuality or LGBTQ- Like that one trans chap who talked to scraps about other area world countries you had a right to do so- but this is at the fucks who Scraps or Mallow tried to patch things up with only to be shitted on because of a SEAGULL QUIET MEME- >|:/- But anyways let us patch things up and make a impass- or like- piss of like a piss baby ya wee bigotry bullocks

well said. I am going to go now. I cannot possibly add anything to this.

it is long. but true

[masoncarr2244]

[thebananwithaplan]

" peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a timeless classic , but i won't lie . fluffernutters were my childhood . the sandwiches with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff . i think they're a solid silver medal in the category . "

"Oh, those have their own name?" Huh. Still learning something new each day.

"I'll admit that subbing the jelly for mallow fluff ain't bad at all; makes it tastes more cake-like, even. But it's definitely more of an after-lunch dessert than something can be made almost any time of day.

Wonder if toasting the fluff and then adding chocolate or fudge in it would make it into a peanut butter & s'more of sorts?"

[soicysandwich]

Distortion’s Kitchen Team Information:

Head Chef: Siebold

Red Team:

Red Team Maitre d’: Chili

Mallow (Sous Chef), Hau’oli (AL)

Serena (Pastry Chef), Vaniville (KL)

Dawn (Recipe Developer), Twinleaf (SN)

Jessie (Part-Time Camp Chef)

Chloe (Line Cook), Vermillion (KN)

Delia (Executive Chef/Restaurant Owner), Pallet (KN)

Miette (Baker) (KL)

Blue Team:

Blue Team Maitre d’: Cress

Clemont (Short Order Cook), Lumiose (KL)

Brock (Nanny/Personal Chef), Pewter (KN)

Cilan (Sous Chef), Striaton (UV)

Kofu (Executive Chef/Restaurant Owner), Cascaraffa (PL)

Abe (Executive Chef/Restaurant Owner), Hau’oli (AL)

Kiawe (Dairy Farmer), Paniola (AL)

Arven (Sandwich (Artist) Chef), Cabo Poco (PL)

Region Abbreviations:

Kanto (KN)

Sinnoh (SN)

Unova (UV)

Kalos (KL)

Alola (AL)

Paldea (PL)

Note: In the original Hell’s Kitchen there is only one Maitre d’, but with Chili and Cress it would be more fun to have them both be Maitre d’s in Distortion’s Kitchen. Sous chefs are TBD.

[taz-drgaone]

top ten dog treats accoring to tim blue use eyenaku:

Petco Treat Bar Duplex Sandwich Creme Dog Cookies - these bad boys are the best ever forever

2. Petco Treat Bar Cookies with Carob Chips Dog Treats

3. Milk-Bones (the original ones)

4. Kong Easy Treat Peanut Butter (it's like spray cheese can) I think I had the one called Stuff-N but it looks like it's the same thing in a squeeze tube

5. The Lazy Dog Mutt Mallows Banana Buddies (the pumpkin ones r also super good)

6. Wild Harvest Lamb & Blueberry Wafers

7. Pup-Peroni Training Treats (the flavour isnt great but I like the texture)

8. Trader Joe's Beef Recipe Jerky Strips (also their salmon jerky strips)

9. Freeze Dried Beef Liver (I mean It just tastes like beef liver so)

10. not technically a treat but OUGH the Nylabone puppy chew toys r a nice texture to bite idk

SCRIBBLING THIS DOWN WITH A COMICALLU LARGW PEN

[bloombird]

Just listing my all BotBots OCs

Vroomba (roomba)

Shuttershot (80s Polaroid camera)

Candela Candelabra / Candle Queen (candle with candelabra)

Cal N. Dar (calendar)

Knuckles Sandwich (sub sandwich)

March Mallow (marshmallow)

Taho-tally (taho)

Racaroon (raccoon macaroon)

Troposcan (drone)

Needle Knit (yarn)

Weaver Knit (yarn)

Patch-It (first aid/medic bag)

X Strike (bowling ball)

Magnus Magnify (magnifying glass)

Swirl Cocoasphere (peppermint hot cocoa mix ornament)

Ivory Cocoasphere (white chocolate hot cocoa mix ornament)

Broma Cocoasphere (dark chocolate hot cocoa mix ornament)

Mintmallow (hot chocolate dipper candy cane pop)

Sleet Starch (frozen fries)

Congeldough (frozen pizza)

Creméfrost (ice cream container)

Beaureglace (frozen blueberry)

Cognice (brandy)

Maltley (malted whiskey)

Azulave (tequila)

Sweetgreen (absinthe)

Limesec (margaritas)

Neatnol (vodka)

Corklauncher (champagne)

Vinespeak (wine)

Junibond (juniper martini)

Wow! 31!